TOTALLY BLOGGING FROM A ZILLION FEET IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW AND IT'S TOTALLY BLOWING MY MIND SO INCREDIBLEEEEEEEE OMG OMG HYPERVENTILATION
(LOOK MOM, I'M FLYING!!!)
okay, so, if i didn't already mention it, I AM ON A PLANE, IN THE SKY, SITTING IN A CHAIR, IN THE PLANE, IN THE SKY (IN THE SKY!!!) (STILL TOTALLY IN THE SKY!) on my way back to the 80 degree weather of Southern California.
and for the first time ever, i think i now finally understand why it's so annoying to hear people say things like OMG 80 DEGREE WEATHER IN JANUARY YOU'RE SO JEALOUS HAHAHA JK JK I'M SURE NORTH DAKOTA FEELS GOOD TOO LMAO JK JK when you're trapped in freezing temperatures. that is kind of how i felt today.
i mean, don't get me wrong, i definitely love the cold (WHERE ELSE TO WEAR ALL MY COATS AND BOOTS, HMMMM?) but when you lose feeling in all of your extremities and open up your twitter account in an accidental attempt to open up the MAP application on your phone (BECAUSE YOU ARE DESPERATELY SEEKING SHELTER FROM THE COLD AND HOPING SOMEONE WILL SERVE YOU AN ABSURDLY EXCELLENT LATTE VERY VERY SOON) only to read tweets like, "OH HEE HEE GOING TO THE BEACH TODAY! TOTES WORKING ON MY TAN TODAY! GOD IT'S SO WARM TODAY! HEE HEE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA LET'S GET MARRIAGED AND HAVE SUNNY LITTLE BABIES WHILE WE SIP SELTZER WATER BY THE BAY TODAY HEE HEE!" this is what i am literally thinking:
i hope Justin Bieber's hair eats you for breakfast.
so it is my promise to you, dear friends, that i will never ever again be that person, not even accidentally, because those tweets are CRUEL! AND COLD! AND CRUEL!
and anyway, i still like the cold.
ANYHOW! i will (hopefully soon) write up a snazzy blogpost about NYC adventures (OF WHICH THERE WERE MANY! and so EXCITING! and HEY OMG DID I MENTION I'M IN THE SKY?? I KNOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!) but seeing as how i'm currently in the sky, i have to focus on that element of my life right now. it's kind of a lot of pressure to have internet access in the sky. it's like i need to do something really profound right about now. like maybe invent something. or discover a planet. or, you know, eat a lot of Skittles. all while IN THE SKY
SO I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS VIDEO.
because it is hilarious. and also because i am sitting in a chair IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYY