This manuscript is better than sliced bread. It's better than your mom's breaded chicken. It's better than that one time in Disneyland except this time no one is getting arrested.
BRING IT ON, BETAS. YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS.
WELL! YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T READ THIS MANUSCRIPT AT ALL BECAUSE IF YOU DID YOU WOULDN'T BE SO CONFUSED AND YOU'D GET WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE STORY AND YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND ALL THE REFERENCES TO DRACO MALFOY FANFICTION AND OF COURSE THAT SCENE WITH THE SNOW LEOPARD NEEDS TO STAY IN THE STORY WHEN IT'S SO FREAKING CRITICAL TO THE PLOT WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND MY GENIUSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Maybe you were right about everything.
OH GOD THESE EDITS ARE AMAZING I'M GOING TO POLISH THIS MANUSCRIPT UNTIL IT SHINES BRIGHTER THAN YOUR UNCLE JOHNNY'S BALD SPOT. HOLY CRAP. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST. MANUSCRIPT. EVER.
I LIED. I can't do this. I'm obviously the world's WORST WRITER EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WRITTEN WORD OH DEAR GOD I'M GOING TO VOMIT EVERYWHERE NOW I'LL NEVER GET TO MEET OPRAH AND WHAT WILL BECOME OF ME THEN? WHAT WILL BECOME OF ME THEN?!
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, MISS SNARK! BY GOD! I WILL MAKE YOU AND KILLER YAPP PROUD!
fifteen pumpkin pies and twenty-six bars of chocolate should keep me on track.
you, emailing friend: I CAN'T DO THIS I REALLY CAN'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO DIE AND PROBABLY VOMIT A LOT AND HHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
friend, emailing you: STOP BEING NEUROTIC YOU LITTLE FRUITBAT
HOW DID I NOT KNOW I WAS CAPABLE OF SO MUCH AWESOME? THAT WAS THE BEST DANGLING PARTICIPLE I'VE EVER CRAFTED IN MY LIFE
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I'M REALLY GOING TO DO THIS OH MY GOD
that's right. i AM a BAMF. Manuscript? You have just been PWNED.